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  1. thebacksideofthewall:

    I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

    (via birdschoolforbirds)

  2. Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.
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  4. toyota:

    reallynotgood:

    disgusting

    Can he die already

    (via cutieghostie)

  5. Be gentle with yourself. You’re doing the best you can.
  6. (via saberdelly)

  7. cwtae-worklikefuckuntilim65:

    positivebeatsthenegative:

    cardiocutie:

    Guys you don’t understand how awesome this is. This pattern happens everywhere. It happens on flowers and pinecones absolutely vegetables, it happens all around you. If you don’t think that’s like the realist shit ever i don’t understand you.It’s insane how the universe is literally full of beauty to the point that we can’t even see some of it. Beautiful down to the way it moves.

    this is so cool

    It’s the Golden Ratio. Fibonacci series.

  8. Don’t think about what can happen in a month. Don’t think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be.
  9. paradox221bbakerstreet:

    I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put them in the movie anyway’ and then during filming some random palaeontologists found actual 10 ft velociraptor skeletons and Spielberg was probably like ‘told ya so’

    (via dangerously-ronnie)

  10. thrusting-is-trusting:

    HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

    dilapidatedragamuffin:

    Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

    First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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    THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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    Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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    who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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    THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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    WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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    ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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    ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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    Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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    Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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    AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

    AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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    HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

  11. Anonymous said: 62, 83 (for what), 95

    Right Now:
    62. Listening to
    http://tinyurl.com/ob5ne78

    Have You Ever:
    83. Turned someone down (for what)?
    Yes, plenty of times. Some of the reasons was because they have made me uncomfortable at some point or said something extremely concerning, 
    I knew they didn’t want me,
    Creepy vibe,
    I turned out to be a trophy\arm candy only to benefit them,
    They tried too hard to convince me,
    They didn’t have the guts to ask me in person.
    I didn’t like the way they smelled, bathed in Axe
    They were actually a nice guy and at the time I felt I ruined everything I touched,
    Tried to coerce me with booze and flattery
    I wasn’t ready for a relationship.
    I told them I wasn’t their idea of me and they got pissed off
    They were already in a relationship, 
    There’s other reasons with other people, but it’s like 01:40 and I would like to sleep off the knot in my neck & shoulder. 

    Do You Believe In:95. Did you sing today?
    I did, usually when I think no one is looking
    http://tinyurl.com/nosaerc
    http://tinyurl.com/d5gzbvd
    http://tinyurl.com/olw2lu8
    http://tinyurl.com/qbbwr8f
    http://tinyurl.com/n2dlv3d 
    Have a lovely day, anon! 

  12. fuckyesdeadpool:

    stilesflybooty:

    i’m back bitches

    Fucking finally!

    (via fuckyesdeadpool)

  13. catsfurever:

    moogles4ever:

    catsfurever:

    $20 for a selfie with me

    but I can go to the dumpster for free

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    (via shouldnt)